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RELEASES

WNFM001 PRAYING GODS - "DEEPER LUXURY" Legendary underground pariah, and catalyst of the entire Bankruptcy empire, Praying Gods have been exploiting the noise scene for fun and profit since 1997. Deeper Luxury is the project's 23rd full length release. Analog and digital manipulation collide to reconfigure the sonic output of the voice and electrical current of a human body. Recorded in 2003, and already circulating in a few other formats, this is the final and ultimate version of this essential PG release - you dick. $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM002 CHAPEAU - "BUSHMEAT" One of the blakkest piles of kvlt ever to emerge from the underground. The enigmatic Chapeau offers up an evil blend of dissonant guitar rock, dark noisescapes of power ambiance, and ultra low-fi keyboard pop. No less an expert than Mike Duncan of Black Mayonnaise has deemed Bushmeat to be "the best" Chapeau album yet "because it is the one most accessible to the widest audience". Originally released as a demo straight to eBay, Cassatio has taken it upon itself to expose this grim masterpiece to a wider audience of 20 more people. $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM003 SEISM - "DARK STAR" For those not yet in the know, Seism is the latest of half-a-dozen or so projects fronted by London Ontario's Jason Campbell - who, since 1996, has been releasing about 3 full length albums every single day. But despite this perpetuous, diarrheal explosion of a discography, every single release still manages to blow your face off. Nothing different here. What is special about this release however is that the entire thing is already available elsewhere as a free download - and yet, you will still buy this release because you love Seism, you love Cassatio, and you're a mindless git. $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM004 KOFF KOFF - "SET 2004" Take a glimpse behind the scenes of an honest-to-goodness real noisician. This is a recording of a rehearsal for a live Koff Koff set in early 2004. The sound is like "Wow! If this was just rehearsal imagine what the live show sounded like!?" Well, probably worse - as rehearsals almost always go better than the shows. So pick this disc up and consider yourself lucky to get all the best of a live set without having to leave the confines of your pathetic dwelling to go interact with other foul humans of your sort. $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM005 KOFF KIRK - "FROM THE PROCESS" Norway's aforementioned Koff Koff and America's unforementioned Chefkirk span the icy waters of the North Atlantic to produce this sprawling double cd-r release of processed material from an even further unwieldy 3 cd-r album yet to be released on TIBProd. Evil style. Evil sounds. Evil genius. Sure to have more eBay cachet in the coming years than a Vlad Tepes / Genocide Organ split 10" acetate in a double gatefold of human flesh limited to 666 copies on some pompous European label run by the grand-nephew of a Nazi war criminal. Comes in extra special DVD case packaging. $12 / lmt 20 / 2cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM006 FILTHY TURD - "MASTER FOR EDDY" Got an hour or so to spare? Why not spend it with England's Filthy Turd?! Filthy Turd makes extremely loud noises. In this particular instance Filthy Turd makes loud noises in relation to the topic of a master for Eddy. In truth, Eddy probably is in need of a master because with lack of supervision Eddy is often prone to taking advantage of people by selling them cd-rs of nothing more than loud noises. We thus encourage you to purchase this cd-r and support our Master For Eddy initiative. $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM007 CHAPEAU - "LIGHT POLLUTION" The 'Peau is back with some of the most soulful material he/they/it has ever committed to plastic. In classic Chapeau fashion the whole thing was written and recorded in about 3 days, obviously without any time left over for mastering of any sort. Detuned guitars, overdriven synth noise, and off-key vocals drift through a cloud of non-production, oblique levels, and no talent - all set to a drum machine beat. Real audiophile headphone shit, dig? $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM008 CHEFKIRK - "274.3 x 177.2 x 180 CM" The organ of corti, which runs the whole length of the cochlea, contains two subtly different types of hair cells; the inner hair cells (IHCs) and the outer hair cells (OHCs). Current theory tells us that the IHCs are in the main responsible for the actual 'hearing' of sounds, while the OHCs, which are really tiny muscles, are responsible for 'fine tuning' the frequency response - sharpening up that narrow notch mentioned earlier. $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM009 BAAL - "ONE MILLION EDITS COULDN'T HOLD US BACK" Chopped, splintered, spliced, reeled, edited, re-edited, micro-composed, butchered, scrunched, mangled, damaged, ripped, torn, sutured, amputated, reassembled, corrupted, coagulated, diced, processed, sampled, waved, shingled, shaved, gashed, gnawed, shreaded, scratched, smashed, re-combined, composted, crushed, filtered, manipulated, destroyed, shivering, hulking niz-rizzy-izoiz, Times One Fucking Million!?. Hjailz satthanvs sabbatino. $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM010 FOUTREDIEU!!! - "FUKKING GOD TO SAVE CANADA" Do you love your country? Do you love my country? Well Foutredieu!!! loves both countries! The same country – Canada - bitch. On this release the original Blacque Jacque Shellacque of noise chops down two patriotic love jams for his home and native land that will leave you craving for peameal bacon, pining for offsetting tripping minors, and yearning for a good pair of earplugs. It's all for the purpose of keeping the true north strong and free - and to show just how devoted Cassatio is to this noble cause, a portion of all proceeds from this disc will go to the Bloc Quebecois. $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM011 KENJI SIRATORI - "FUCKNAMLOAD" Our second straight release involving Fuck! Author-noisician, Poet-warlord - Not very often does an artist come endorsed by GX Jupitter-Larsen, David Bowie and Cassatio…only maybe twice a year, and on 7864 other labels at the same time. Harsh Japanese Spoken Noise Mantra Spoken Harsh Japanese Noise! $6 / lmt 50 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

WNFM012 DD6 - "REMEMBERING" This is the latest and greatest from Brooklyn's own aural invader DD6. 3 slabs of interstellar sonic psychosis sullied by the squalid, shiftless sensibilities of the sleepless city's subterranean citizenry! In other words: ## # :wink: ## ##6535###][#|{#}##{${}{{#}${$|{V}### ###{$}#757 {$}{$}{${hole}775677#{$}#{$} #${}3rd|rail{#${{|$65756#@()@*)6375 (&((*&(spaceship)&)(&w)( &)(&(#&**%&*& - But if that proposition isn't enough to whet your raising pique, if your discerning appetite requires a more sensual experience, a select number of copies will be packaged (for the right price) with a pair of well-worn unmentionables donned by none other than Princess Vlada! $6 / lmt 20 / cd-r [product/ordering information]

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